Keep Calm and Doggie??

Ask any guy to list his top three favorite sex positions and 98% of the time "doggie style" will make it on that list, which leaves women wondering "What the hell is so great about this position for the homie with the hard-on?" I've put together 4 hypothetical groups of strangers to answer this question..

Group A - 10 women.

Group B - 5 men and 5 women

Group C - 6 men and 4 women

Group D - 10 men.


Let's ask the women in Group A what they believe is the reason for this "obsession" -
  It's a visual stimuli, when a woman is bent over in the doggie style position her ass appears more round and curvy, her legs look longer and leaner, you can see the muscle tone and definition of her calves and thighs, her soft skin exposed between her legs creates a primal urge inside of a man that he cannot control.

Maybe.

Okay, so let's see what Group B an even mixture of men and women would theorize -Dominance. A woman on her hands and knees is a position of submission. This is not a position in which she is being degraded, rather she is giving herself to him - she is allowing him to take her and do as he wishes with her. Men who understand this act of submission don't take it for granted, it increases their primal instinct to take control and drive themselves into that warm wet place being given to them.

Ok, sure...

But I prefer to go to Group D for the real answer - It's because men can pretend to be and do anything they want in this position, after all her face is obliviously shoved into a pillow or mattress, probably imagining her own fantasy which doesn't include the guy behind her. The guys can make retarded ass faces and never worry whether the broad he's balls deep in is gonna think that was his "sexy face". He can pretend to be anything or anyone he wants - wanna be a cowboy for the day?? Pow Pow - Bang Bang!!! Slap the bitch's ass like she's a 1/2 penny brothel whore -- she'll never know! Got the urge to be a caveman? Pretend to use the friction you're building as you're slammin into her, to build a fire in the snowy mountains before your balls turn into icicles and drop off.
Ohh or my personal favorite -- fighting aliens in space!! Yeh, that's right ladies you heard me right!!! While you're over there going "Ohhh ohh oh yes baby harder" he's pretending that with every pump high voltage laser beams are shooting out of your head and eliminating aliens that peak out of every corner and crevice (yes, I said crevice.)...Choouumm Chooumm Pssstchaaaw. Also, remember that after every performance men know the world is cheering and therefore take a slight bow and wave to the imaginary crowd of thousands before rolling a woman over and waiting for her "Baby that was amazing!" comment, thinking to themselves "Tomorrow I gotta remember to flash a few signs to my homies before being a gladiator!!!"

Oh and if you actually read the entire thing and are questioning why Group C (4 woman and 6 men) was excluded from this study, during the waiting period for Groups A & B to answer, Group C all decided to just test the subject matter and were unavailable to answer questions due to one partner's faces shoved into the carpets and men playing cops and robbers behind them...